SO i "burrowed" this from The-Ultra-Violet
:. This thing called the drunk meme. the only OC, of mine who gets drunk is Misty come on out, dudeMisty: Heeellllooo you you dumb humanss!! Hahaha!!
1. Yo. What's your name?Misty: How shhhhhould ii know?! *hic* Mr. Triangle fairy naaaammmedd me! Sooooo, I-I'm Mysterious! No that not right. I am Misty Reeeuuss
2. What are you drinking? Can I have some? :3
Misty: Heck tttoooo the nooooo!!! This this this drink that I'm drrrinkin' c-can oooonnnllllyyyy beee consuumed by meee and my main triangle Biilll~ *hic*
3. Are you even legally allowed to drink at your age?
Misty: I may not look like my agee! But I'm waaaaaa*hic*aayyyyy older than you stupid human!!
4. Do you have any crushes on anyone?
Misty: I think soooo. Buuuuut!!!! I'LL NEEEEEEEEEE*hic*EEEEEVER TELL YOOOUUU!
5. What's their name?
Misty: you got wax innn you*hic*ur hearing mouth! IIIII said i'd NEEEEEEEEEE*hic*EEEEEVER tell!! I'll give yyoouu a hint~ It rhymes wiiiiiith......... Grrriilllll PPPIIIPPPEEERRR
6. I bet you can't tell me your deepest, darkest secret.
Misty: IIII beet I can!! II'MM NOOOOTTT *hic* HUMAN!! HAHA!! I win the bet~!
7. You think you can? Prove it.
Misty: I did! or did i~? HAHA!!!
8. Do you realize what you've just said?Misty: Nope! But here, have a head that's allllllwwwaaayyy staring at you! *makes the head appear*
crush is trying to kiss you right now.
Misty: YYYYYYOOOOOO!!!!!!! Wait... he don't go no face hole... How would that work?
10. Just kidding~ <3
Misty: *glare* When we take over, I'll be suuuu*hic*uuuree yourr the ffiirst tooo diiiee
11. Do you any mancrushes/girlcrushes?
Misty: NNNAAWW!! I don't "like" Any *hic* huuumman
12. Who is Batman's secret identity?
13. Who do you think could be God?
Misty: That question is as easy aassss making Dipping Sauce blush! ME AND BILL~!!
14. Who is Superman's secret identity?
15. What's your secret identity?
I've told thi*hic*is 100 times! sshhoo I'm gonna say it nice and sllllloooooooowwww!!!!! I. AIN'T. HUMAN!
16. Are you getting hangover yet?
Misty: I am not capable to get those! HAHAHA*hic*HAHA!!!
17. Need some medicine?
18. Would you feel better if your crush cuddled you while you rested?
T-that would be nice~!
19. Feel better. It was fun talking to you~
Misty: THANK YOU LADY~!
Misty: REMEMBER! REALITY IS AN ILLUSION! THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM! BUY GOLD! BYE!